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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Mitch86, Jan 25, 2017.
Unless your pushing uhaul full of white.
Thats some serious math, lmfao
When I was in law school, I was an intern at the state attorneys office.
So I’m prosecuting this chick for simple possession of a dime bag of weed. The intern on the other side of the case was a classmate and good friend of mine. She threatened to file a motion of hypocrisy against me because she and I smoked all the time.
Anyway, first the girl alleges it wasn’t weed. I’ll grant it was pretty sh!tty ditch weed, but it was weed. But, I had to call a state chemist as a witness to prove it was in fact weed.
Then she changes her story last minute and says someone must have put it in her pocket.
I did a whole closing argument lambasting people who constantly put illegal drugs in my pocket. It’s the first thing I do when I get home, empty my pockets of illegal drugs into the bin by the door, etc. the judge laughed as he ruled in my favor.
Same defense intern had some kids get caught throwing crack out the window of a parked car. Her clients took her to their neighborhood and showed her crack they had planted all over the place. Said it was common to find crack on the ground.
She actually argued that dumb **** in court. We called it “the big crack rock candy mountain defense.”
WTF? She had to go to court over simple possession? Or was that just because she disputed the charge?
I got called for jury duty about a year ago. As I'm sure you know, during the juror selection process, the Lawyers from each side would create hypothetical scenarios, and ask the potential jurors how they would rule based on the info given.
Part of One of the scenarios given was that cops had found drugs in someone's pocket. They asked this old guy if there was enough eveidence to prosecute.
The old guy went on a 10 min rant about how it actually might not be his pants cause he could have just left an orgy and picked up the wrong pants on his way out.
Everyone in the room busted out laughing, but this old guy just kept talking about orgies and saying it was a possibility. I bet he said the word orgy 20 times. The judge and lawyers just looked dumbfounded lol.
Needless to say, he was not selected as a juror on that case haha
Why is that so surprising? I got locked up in county for a night over less than an 8th, had to hire a lawyer and go to court, and had to clear 6 months of probation with drug testing. Over less than 3.5 grams.
Hell, the cops around here find a joint on you and you're front page news. Like they just busted Pablo Escobar himself. Cops posing, smiling, gathered around the "haul"...the whole 9 yards. Lol
So yeah, you're going to court over simple possession and who knows what kind of punishment you might get.
That's ridiculous. I just got a ticket when I got busted for simple possession. Damn.
In my wrestling days I snorted 100,000 dollars in a month. That’s why I ran around shouting woooooooo!!!!
It was juvenile court.