Titans hire Anthony Midget to coach secondary

HEY!

Don't belittle this hire!!

 

You’re taking it way too literally. It’s called a pun, I wasn’t trying to be scientifically accurate. Besides, larger splashes are generally due to weight anyway. Midgets usually weigh less than your average person. That’s like thinking an 80 lb kid who is 4’11’’ should make a bigger splash than a 250 lb, 6 foot tall man just because he’s more “compact.”

So, you’re wrong either way.

 

How can we expect him to train our secondary, when he can’t even see the plays?!

 

I expect his tenure to be short lived.

 

Jim Wyatt when this guy and the ball boy stand next to each other for a picture

 

Careful, @dtm586 isn’t likely to get this joke. Gotta dumb it down.

 

Oh, thanks for the advice. How about this?

His last name is “Midget”! He must be really short!!!!