Rudolph's full of...

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  1. RTH

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    When I was younger - teens - I always wondered about something this time of year: How did Rudolph's nose shine through the fog?

    When driving through the fog, your headlights hinder you more than help you see. It helps others to see you, though.

    So, that story is full of ****, man. There's no way Rudolph's red nose would help Santa through the fog!
     
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  2. VondyP

    VondyP Undisputed 2QBeaver Champion

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    damn the reindeer that pulls a sleigh that visits every house in one night is fake???
     
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  4. RTH

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    Yeah... like most stories.

    You read this, right..?
     
  5. 8and8

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    Educate yo’self.

    The Scientific Benefits of Rudolph’s Red Nose
     
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  6. RTH

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  7. Ten_Titans

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    The nose isn't there so Santa can see... It's there so pilots can see him and he doesn't get taken out by a 747. Duh
     
  8. titanthakur

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    This is taboo... mods GET’M!!!!!
     
  9. RTH

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    Here's another... all of Santa's reindeer are female.

    Now, granted, it's only the old Rankin Bass movie that showed some were boys... or lesbians?
     
  10. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    apparently they could all be females. Turns out they can grow antlers.

    they are all kind of named as if theyre lesbians
     
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