Rant Thread

Can't watch Utube at work. What is the video about?


And just exactly what are the po po going to do if they do find this guy?
Po po: Sir, did you throw pennies out your window at this woman?
Suspect: No
Po po: ok. well she said you did.
Suspect: and I just said I didn't. Does she have any proof of this?
Po Po: no, she just said she saw you do it.
Suspect: can I go now?

 

women drivers.....

 

probably high on meth or some other mind altering substance

I had a patient one night that decided to load up on some Meth and drive from the great state of Alabama all the way to Tennessee (about 200 miles) at 2 in the morning to "get some gas". I asked her why she didn't just stop near her home and she replied "I must have taken a wrong turn". A 4 hours wrong turn I replied, "oh yeah!".

Meth, what a wonderful addition to our society

 

Why don't you moron's let me get out of the freakin' elevator before you try to get in....????

 

If you don't have an account at the bank or you haven't filled out your deposit slip/endorsed your check, then don't use the drive-thru teller!

 

That is damn annoying.

Same goes with trams and trains. A packed train and people just want to get in before letting others out.

 

I don't hate kids, I just hate other people's kids. Every single time I go to a Hibachi/Japanese restaurant (ones where you sit around a grill with strangers) I'm stuck with a group of morons that have brought their fruity little two year old with them that is 1.) Not going to shut the hell up and like normal or 2.) Going to cry hysterically every time the Chef induces a flame. Turds like those can really ruin a man's enjoyment of the fried rice.

Heaven forbid people make their kids act like civilized human beings out in public, or get a friggin' baby-sitter if they can't emotionally handle disciplining the brat.

 

Kids who scream in public. Control your kid or you both get thrown off the highest building.

I think it's fair.

 

Neither of you have kids, do you?

 

Gunny doesn't realize he would likely have been tossed off the building as a child. lol.