so, im in hawaii and the games come on at like 8 in the morning... so i head to the bar at 7:30 expecting to see some quality pigskin. now i already missed my 7 oclock yoga class for this so im not centered in my chi. big mistake. anyway, im watchin the game, start off with a brewski, but its sunday mornin i shoulda known better. but i gotta stay cool and drink like everyone else. as the titans continue to get pummeled and locker continues to prove himself to be a slow white version of VY, i amp it up to the IPAs. im trying to stay classy with the beer and i know liquor turns me into a crazed man. but i cant take it. by the fourth quarter im downing mai tais and trying not to be embarassed by my teams performance. even tho its like 50-0 im still clappin and rootin for them titans cuz my pride cant take it. everyone is laughing at me until finally i pound my last mai tai and throw it at the flat screen. the glass shattered all over some chick and she started crying telling her boyfiend to beat me up. i threw a fork at him and ran away. didnt even pay the tab.