Helen Keller Jokes Never Get Old -- And other great jokes

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  1. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    It's the offseason and not much going on, so why not


    Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes?
    Because she can’t hear them anyway

    How do you mess with Helen Keller?
    Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. or.... put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

    If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

    Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll?
    You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!


    You have any others?
     
  2. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor

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    Helen Keller visited the Virgin Islands once... now its just the Islands




    100% positive I did that right


    LOL
     
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  3. 8and8

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    Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

    Because she’s a woman.
     
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  4. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    No really..........


    because she dead
     
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  5. XO

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    What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

    Dumb girl - "Nothing because the "p" is silent"


    Me - THERE'S NO PTERODACTYL IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE THEYRE EXTINCT YOU DUMB SLUT
     
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  6. XO

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    Why was little Billy crying?

    BECAUSE SOMEONE STAPLED A FROG TO HIS FACE
     
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  7. XO

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    Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

    Because her boyfriend took the phone away and beat her to death
     
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  8. XO

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    How do you get a Jewish girl's phone number?

    Smile and ask politely, if you really like this girl take a chance man.
     
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    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    Zero, she better open it before she brings it to you
     
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    Why was Helen Keller an inspiration?



    Because she learned to read and write despite being from alabama.
     
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