It's the offseason and not much going on, so why not Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes? Because she can’t hear them anyway How do you mess with Helen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. or.... put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense? Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture! You have any others?