Eugene Amano is ... The Most interesting man in the World

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Thaddeus43, May 29, 2012.

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  1. Bonky

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    "I don't always block defenders...but when I do, it's during training camp"
     
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    Its not actually MS paint ... its a combination of snipping tool and powerpoint

    haha
     
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  7. JCBRAVE

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    Keep this going, quite funny.

    Since some of the better lines have been used already this one wont be that great, but still.


    "I don't always block defenders...but when I do, I get caught holding"
     
    #13 JCBRAVE, May 30, 2012
  10. Thaddeus43

    Thaddeus43 Sunshiner President

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    Yeah that is what the point of this thread was. I didn't really think mine was too great, but I thought the concept had potential to be funny, so I thought I would kick it off and see what other ideas people could come up with ...



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    These have always been my favorite beer commercials... And Dos Equis ain't all that bad either.
     
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    I love the Dos Equis Amber. I get one every time I go eat Mexican (sometimes many more than just one)
     
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  19. NewHorizans

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    If we want to be true to the entire commerical. I think it would work going something like this.


    Eugene Amano IS....the MOST Worthless Center in the World!

    "I don't always play well, but when I do, I prefer to be dreaming......"

    Stay thirsty for a different Center my friends. :grrhee:



    Not perfect, but tried to use as much of the original as possible. LOL!!
     
    #17 NewHorizans, May 30, 2012
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  22. Thaddeus43

    Thaddeus43 Sunshiner President

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    ^ I like it

    Maybe also list out some of Amano's accomplishments like they do that guy in the commercials. So for the most interesting man in the world they might list things like

    "He is fluent in all languages, including 3 only he speaks"

    or

    "He tips an astonishing 100%"

    For Amano we would come with similar accomplishments like

    "He once got pancaked by his baby sister" ... IDK something like that. I will have to try to think of some better stuff and post it all like an entire commercial
     
    #18 Thaddeus43, May 30, 2012
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    He was taught everything he knows... by an electric fan set to medium.
     
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  28. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    The refs often flag him, just cause they find him easy to penalize

    His hands alone have experienced more holding than a cell phone case

    His blood smells like chocolate

    He is the worst center in the NFL

    "I don't always take water breaks, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

    "Stay frustrated Titan fans"
     
    #20 JCBRAVE, May 30, 2012
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