Axe Throwing Anyone?

With lines like these, I could be a local news sports re-snorter.

BRUH.

 

I went to a renaissance fair and did this once

Out of my 5 tries I got 3 axes to stick and one almost bullseye. It wasn't any dumber than darts

 

You're dumber than a box of darts.

ROASTED.

 

Yea that's probably true

How many darts even come in a box?

 

Good question...

or do they even come in boxes? Who knows.

 

i've actually always wanted to do this in my backyard if i could get a good tree stump from someone. i just remember reading an interview with eddie vedder and they were at his place on some secluded beach in washington drinking beer and throwing axes at tree stumps and i was like damn that sounds fun.

they actually just opened one of these places next to my gym. i don't want to go somewhere and do it in an official capacity but doing it in the backyard sounds cathartic

 

I wonder if Jack DelRio is into this stuff?...