Which Lingerie team will you follow ?

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Daves not here, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. Daves not here

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  2. RTH

    RTH Meh...

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    I assume that was their practice gear they had on? I sure didn't see any lingerie. Maybe in a real game..?
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  3. Sappersis

    Sappersis "custom user title here"

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    The purple team wins almost every year.
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  4. RavensShallBurn

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    The Baltimore Ball Blowers...

    oh wait, that's the Ravens.
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    Daves not here Camp Fodder

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    sorry, there isn't a LFL team in Baltimore

    Miami, Philadelphia, Tampa, Chicago & New York are your Eastern Conference Teams

    San Diego, Dallas, Los Angeles, Seattle & Denver are your Western Conference Teams

    http://www.lflus.com/
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  6. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE All-Pro Tip Jar Donor

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    Lingerie football, what a joke.
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  7. ryangm2123

    ryangm2123 Reynaldo Hill's #1 Fan

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    id like to be the trainer :)
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    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    Yea, well there is a team in Baltimore that likes to suck balls!
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  9. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    And I'm pretty sure they wear panties.
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  10. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Critical Possession

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    I'm gonna be serious here.

    I think in order for them to get an audience they need to play to what we all want to watch... Nearly naked hot women flirting with us. So how do you do that, cause right now I don't see anything sexy about shorts and a tight tee, plus sweat and poor football. It's not appealing on the whole to make me want to watch.

    1) Fist the field should be slicked with oil.
    2) Breast cam
    3) All girls involved in a takle, make out 30 seconds
    4) TD celebrations should involve nudity
    5) The shower scene after the game should be longer than the game itself.
    6) Grunting should be replaced by orgasmic, sexy noises or it's a 15 yard flag.
    7) The snap should be really sexy. Minimum 15 second activity
    8) Lingerie is enforced.

    I think they could sell this but they gotta go all out sex appeal. I can see no other way myself. Even glow wrestling had a moment or two. So they may have a moment.
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