Cesar Chavez back from the dead? I think you meant Hugo Chavez, the President of Venezuela who came into OUR country this week and blasted OUR President in OUR backyard. Chavez was then escorted by OUR Secret Service out of the country. No word on whether the door hit him in the exterior on the way out. If Cesar (the farm laborer and activist) were still alive, he might be able to come in and throw a catchable pass to one of our butter-fingered receivers.