This is a show I would have watched!

Antonio Cromartie won't do a show about his 10 kids with eight women. The world just lost out on some great entertainment.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...do-reality-show-about-his-10-kids-by-8-women/

"Child support payments to the other six mothers total more than a quarter of a million dollars a year."

Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy.

I think there is a great bit of irony in him going to Lincoln High School in Tallahassee. Their mascot? The Trojans!

His wee wee is probably too big for even Magnums... only logical explanation why these players end up with 10 kids from 10 different women.

Then how he ever get the mfer in?

You must have never been to Tijuana.

..... fair point.

Because the women he impregnated are loose, of course.

You'd think maybe after 2 or 3 kids you would take some precautions.

That's exactly what I said with Travis Henry.

I'd think after one accident, you'd take precautions. These people are idiots though. Their kids will grow up apart from one another and when they're together with their dad it will be confusing as hell for them.

If only the sperm of idiots weren't good swimmers...