Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Creeping-Cruds, Feb 7, 2012.
dog is god spelled backwards, Alzarius.
A dog will never steal your truck and spend all your money, that's why they're mans best friend. Unless your dog is a b*tch, then she'll take everything you have and cheat on you with your best friend.
If you play a Country song backwards you get your dog and your truck back..
I used to be a dog person, then fate put a cat in my life and she was the finest, hardest-working and smartest animal I'd ever met. That made me a cat person. I have two right now that are affectionate but worthless.... of course, there's no rats or snakes here for them to control. They're bored silly.
About a month or so ago we found a baby chicken... about two days old and ready to be feral cat food. We adopted her and she is cool! She rides around on my shoulder like a parrot, and is well-imprinted in seeing Traci and I as her parents. Of course, she's a turd machine and it takes constant picking up after her, but she's been a really fun pet. She actually goes with us on ventures out and people really ejnoy seeing her.
You keep a chicken in the house? I never could deal with pets who poop a lot. I had a rabbit for a day, and I took it back to the pet store. All it did was poop. I train my dogs very early to use it outside. Anytime I see a turd I dry heave uncontrollably.
Avvie, you know I'm the bird food ind. PM me that address again and I'll get you some stuff for your chicken..
You're on, CC! And TitansEternal, you probably shouldn't be involved with either pets or children...
One of my kids idiot cats craps in the sink but my wife blames me for trying to potty train them. It was working for about 2 weeks, then they went from the toilet to the sink and never stopped. If I don't fill the sink with water before bed, I find cat turds in my downstairs bathroom.
Now they go outside, and the doo doo goes to the neighbors flower bed.
Animals and turds are comical..
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