I admit they dont field a football team - at this time - but I am confident the Banana Slugs will overcome that obstacle. UCSC has never lost to Boise, and they never will!
Pretty sure you could post a text-form of a fart and Alex-n-Hoffa would be right there to high five it.
In my exhaustive research into this Spot-On Bullseye prediction I discovered that the Banana Slugs won a tennis championship. Best nickname in sports