Post a random fact about yourself

You know how I know youre gay? There's a rat in your colon.

Around my neck.

You are named after a player who is on the Rams, coached by Jeff Fisher, on a team that beat us in the super bowl.



You have a mass effect sig and a dumb blimp.

Meet me at Kwik Sak sissy

1) Mass Effect > you
2) It's not a blimp retard
3) I can harness the power of Finny and destroy you at any Kwik Sak of your choosing.

anytime you wanna arm wrestle kid, i'll be here.

Better bring yo smurf mass effect gf to protect you.

Someone's jealous they chose Garrus instead of Liara.

Mass Effect homo.

I once bought a Bills starter jacket with my winnings (3 quarters) from an office pool on a Redskins Cowboys game

you guys know the Hitler stache?

I have the reverse. I can barely grow hair on that lil lip divot.