Pick a Florida Franchise to sign with

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by JCBRAVE, Nov 7, 2013.

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Best Florida team to sign with?

  1. Jacksonville Jaguars

    14.3%
  2. Miami Dolphins

    60.7%
  3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    25.0%
  1. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ® Tip Jar Donor

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    Tampa, because its closest to Disney World
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  2. Dman

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    Valid point, I used to work there years ago. 45 minute drive from WDW to Raymond James Stadium
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  3. Brew City

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    Jags, if I'm still a fee agent at this point it means I'm begging for an opportunity. The best chance to get that opportunity, Jacksonville. That lack of talent gives me the best shot to get on the field and prove myself.
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  4. The Hammer

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    I would not want to move to dreary old London with the high taxes and high cost of living.

    Would probably have to go with (And just for you JCB, a song):

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  5. JCBRAVE

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    Change your name from The hammer to DJ Hammer
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  6. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    Handgun and a single bullet.
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  7. Fairweather Fan

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    Did I say I would live in the Miami ghetto? No. Why would an NFL player live in the shitty part of any town? Are you telling me Jacksonville and Tampa don't have bad areas?
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  8. The Hammer

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    I'd be livin in Coral Gables *****
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  9. nickmsmith

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    No. I'm talking about every part of Miami I've seen. South beaatch, and the places you expect to see. The nicer parts are suburbs, but Miami as it's traditionally known is a poop stain.
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  10. RavensShallBurn

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    He ain't lyin' man... Miami blows. I lived on Hollywood Beach for several months back when I was younger... always had very fond memories of the place because I lived on the beach and thought I was hella cool.

    Then I went back earlier this year and I hated everything about the city. The cops suck, which is probably why Dexter has to take out the garbage in that city. The drivers were absolutely horrendous. I was in fear for my life multiple times. Toll roads too... F that. To make matters worse, the actual quality of the roads were terrible. Felt like I was in Kentucky or something. You charge out the ass at the tolls, and your roads still suck D. GTFO. Dropped $60 just on tolls over a few days until I decided to "avoid tolls" on the GPS.

    I went to Walmart. Every single word I heard was spoken in Spanish. I couldn't believe it. Then I see a white family and I'm all like "hell yea... some familiar territory." Nope... those ****ers were speaking Spanish too. It was bizarre to say the least. I don't consider Miami a part of America anymore. It's Cuba. Period.

    Destin = a great place to take a vacation.
    Miami = a great place for me to poop on.

    Creeping-Cruds will have plenty more to add for why Miami blows.
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