Our greatest need (besides for a new coach)

Discussion in 'NFL Draft' started by J Falk, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. J Falk

    J Falk Starter

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  2. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO Tip Jar Donor

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    Right

    the only guy mentioning it......clearly, must be a 'big' need.
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  3. Ghost

    Ghost 3 Time US Navy 7th Fleet "Hogging" Champion

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    well say what you want....

    I had this discussion earlier this week.


    Our biggest need is clearly at mascot. That ****ing raccoon has got to go. Who is supposed to intimidated by an animal that digs through your trash cans and gets ran over. Seriously? Our team name is the Titans and our mascot is a damned coon. Unacceptable. I say that myself, Titans Eternal, Scarecrow, Gunny and Fry sneak into USC facilities on a covert op and seal that little trojan dude. To my understand Titans Eternal has plenty of experience in matters like this and even has a car he bought specifically due to its trunk space and noise deafening insulation.
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  4. Scarecrow

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    Clearly the people in charge in picking out a name thought we were stupid.

    'How do we get this inbred hicks to even remember what state they are in?'

    'Lets name them the Titans, after the Parthenon nearby. Then put three stars on the shield to represent the ones on the flag. Which represents the three parts of Tennessee, but I doubt they know that. Then we can get some big ass raccoon because its the state animal and they will be dumb enough to go along with it.'

    Pick one damn thing and move on, we know what state we are in. Everything past the name referencing Tennessee culture is tacky as hell.
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  5. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    Y'all some haters.

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  6. Gunny

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    Titans Eternal has never seen a Trojan in his life.
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  7. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I just learned SO MUCH today.
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  8. The Hammer

    The Hammer Leper Messiah

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    o_O

    Were you not the only lobbying for the Titans to take that criminal LB from Georgia in the first this year?
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  9. Scarecrow

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    that was before we got Gooden and Fokou and before I knew how useless our linebackers would be made.
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  10. xpmar9x

    xpmar9x The Real Slim Shady

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    Right now i'm at:

    #1: QB
    #2: OT
    #3: DE
    #4: RB
    #5: MLB
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