Due to it being so terrible, I've forgotten most of the movie- even the parts that made it awful. But... The general, easy: Painfully predictable. Awful acting. Extremely cheesy. Cookie cutter. Boring. A tad more observant: The special effects were 1994'esque. The lasers were hilarious while he runs around like a worthless sack of sh*t and no one apparently tries to shoot him. Dude spends most the movie running into open crossfire.... meanwhile, never even comes close to getting hurt. There was never a point of intensity. Not one. It was all mushy garbage-- he never showed a sign of vulnerability... never a moment of concern for any of the characters... The only moment that would make you half entertained was ruined because they open the movie by spoiling it. (crash) - by the way, do I need to get into the stupidity of the crash/frozen stuff? The fight scenes were the worst I've seen in any film post-1990. Easily. Boring. Stupid. Staged by a high-school combat choreographer, I expect. The dialogue was painful. The jokes... which was about the only thing they seemed to put effort into, were campy in the worst way. People died, but the movie didn't set us up to give a sh*t. But that's ok- because the characters in the film didn't give a sh*t either. They were like- oh. Dude is dead. Let's go to the next scene. Action movie with no action, just post-cgi awful lasers. In every film, you need "doubt". Even in predictable awful superhero films. Yet... there was no doubt. You were just told "hey we injected this guy with stuff, and even though he has no skills whatsoever- he can't be hurt and he's going to save the day. Got it? Cool." Not one memorable moment in the entire movie. Not one. If I were 7 years old... or if this were a kids' movie, meant to only be that- yeah, I'd say "Cool. Whatever". But since it's not... and I'm not? Any adult that tells me they enjoyed this piece of sh*t, I want to smack in the face and burn their entire DVD collection.