Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Puck, Jul 21, 2007.
That's what she said!
Very mature, guys!
I'm generally not a Superman fan... at all. But I'm really looking forward to Man of Steel.
I'm just so over superhero movies. How many of those things can you sit through? Ever since The Dark Knight they've all become the same.
Now they're trying to shoehorn a Justice League movie in? Great, because Nolan's trilogy totally fits in there. Oh! Even better, they'll make a new one! **** off.
The most sheltered kid I've ever known lived across my dorm Freshman year. I convinced him that all Asians have sideways vaginas... there was also a Three Six Mafia song that said it, so I used that for proof. He still believes it to this day as far as I know.
I also used the 40 Year Old virgin bag of sand reference when referring to grabbing boobs. He totally went along with it.
Then when he finally felt a woman's breast he told me it felt like a balloon full of pudding. Classic.
Also, we had community showers... I knew he was in the showers (and the only one in there), but when I came in and went in the stall next to him he had no clue it was me. I had some facial wash that could pass for jizz (well it was too white, but with this kid I knew it would work). A few minutes in I started grunting and then squeezed my facial wash to go under the stall and land near his foot. Then I was just like "damn, my bad dude." He freaked the F out and I let him believe I really jerked it and let my mess fly by his feet for a long time. Eventually I felt bad (to an extent) and I fessed up. My first plan was to get it to shoot up over the stall, but it just wasn't strong enough - the bottle of facial wash, not me.
Can you imagine what he was thinking giving them a nice squeeze? "Hey! These don't feel like Stretch Armstrong! They feel like....PUDDING!"
balloon of pudding........pretty good....
I bet you hear that a lot.
Sorry bro, Fry wins.
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