Member of the Week: Avvie

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  1. Sappersis

    Sappersis "custom user title here"

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    sadly that was the only haw. factoid i knew... never been. But if i go...


    *Can you teach me how to surf?



    *What item would you put on the top of a christmas tree... a star, an angel, a bow, or santa claus?



    *Have you been naughty or nice?



    *Do you think its fair to punish the naughty?



    *what cd have you played more than any other?



    *What is the greatest mob movie ever made?



    *What car would you stick your arch enemy with?



    *why do they call them "arch" enemy's?



    *how do you eat your oreos?



    *how many licks does it take to get to the middle... you know the rest



    *If you could get any football player to sign a ball for you (dead or alive) who would you choose?



    *who would make a better ballerina Tom Brady or Peyton Manning?



    *Have you watched "the game plan"?



    *What is your most feminine characteristic?



    *If you were to loose one of the following senses which would you prefer it be sight; smell; taste; or hearing?



    *Have you ever been handcuffed?



    *When you tell a girl you will call her does that mean.... tommorow, in a week, sometime, or never?




    *Have you ever regifted a present you have recieved?
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  2. Sappersis

    Sappersis "custom user title here"

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    *if you could own ANY guitar which or who's would you choose?



    *You have been chosen to rewrite the Music history curriculum for all high schools throughout the nation. What do you include?



    *Would you rather see a woman wearing a red cotton mini skirt, black leather lowriders, or carwash jeans?



    *Is it fair that i can get more play from the women then Gunny?



    *Alyssa Milano, Angelina Jolie, or Jennifer Aniston?
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  3. Sappersis

    Sappersis "custom user title here"

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    The following are fill in the blanks :)




    " The hot girl ran away because she caught me ____________________"



    " If only everyone could _______________________ like me"



    " I would be a Colts fan if it weren't for _______________________"




    " I love Titans fans except for ______________________"




    " How did that guy end up with a girl like her. He must have ____________________________"
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  4. avvie

    avvie Ke ali'i o na okole Tip Jar Donor

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    ...then you'd be better prepared than me. I came here sight unseen...knew absolutely nothing at all about the place other than it's name.


    Sure! Just let me know with plenty advance so I can go learn first.


    Star. Anything else from me would reek of chintzy foppishness.


    Nice. But I'm not proud of it.

    When she produces a riding crop, I think it's absolutely necessary.

    King's X eponymously titled #4

    Goodfellas


    The 1968 Rambler once owned by my older brother.


    Because "pilaster enemies" would just be silly.

    With my mouth. Duh.

    Enough :yes:

    Johnny Unitis. Cha-ching.

    Probably Brady, but I'd pay money to see Peyton pirouetting in a tutu.

    OKAy, stop...STOP IT...that tickles. Of course not.

    Weaving while driving.


    That one's easy: smell....because I've already lost it years ago. Godzilla could fart standing next to me and I'd never know it.

    Not by anyone whom I didn't know really well.


    Tomorrow. I swear.

    What are you trying to say?? You don't like it??
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  5. avvie

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    This 8-string Alembic bass obscured by the hands of it's former master, John Entwistle:
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    A comprehensive study of Zappa.
    I would also amend any and all references to Walter/Wendy Carlos' Switched-On Bach to include the phrase, "but it was crap, really."


    Carwash Jeans...aaaww, yeah!
    [rant] And enough with the lowriders! They make chicks look like they only have half a butt, and it's in the wrong place! And when we say we like an "hourglass figure", it DOESN"T mean "between your crotch and your bellybutton". I keep seeing women with four hips everywhere and wonder if I've stumbled into a Star Wars convention that's holding auditions for cantina dancers.
    Ladies, we see you staring at yourselves in the mirror all the time....really, there's no shame in admitting that you need glasses! Four eyes can be VERY sexy! MUCH more than four hips are! [/rant]

    Only if you're filming it.

    Jolie
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  6. avvie

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    The following is multiple choice :)
    *really great health insurance.
    *a briefcase full of cigarette coupons.
    *the boss's ATM card.
    *Baskin-Robbins on speed-dial.
    *forgotten his wife's birthday again.
    *been stalking the bowling alley.
    *slipped and hit the gas pedal instead.
    *forgotten to lower the platform after the first lightning strike.
    *decided to save a few bucks and skip the grooming fee.
    *been feeding Christians to lions in a former life.
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  7. Sappersis

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    *is it fair that i will have attended EVERY colts home game and cannot buy season tickets when there are holders who have attended NO colts home games?




    *are freckles attractive?




    *Coke or Pepsi?



    *favorite fast food meal?



    *you are going to be on a nationally broadcasted platform... you have 30 seconds what do you tell the world?



    *you see an old lady trip in the sand, what do you do?



    *worst rock n roll band to ever claim to be (a rock n roll band)



    *which socks should i wear to work today?



    *what question do you fear someone will ask you?



    *when you see blood do you: jump to the rescue, pass out, or gag?



    *what is your favorite condiment? condement? (i need a spell checker)
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  8. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ® Tip Jar Donor

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    Have you ever been knocked out?

    Have you ever broken any bones if so which ones?

    Have you seen the Northern Lights?

    Favourite place you've visited?

    Most beautiful countryside you've ever seen?

    Favourite breed of Dog?

    Best gig you've been to?

    Have you ever read a fantasy novel?
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  9. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ® Tip Jar Donor

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    Your favourite Subway selection?

    Ever seen an episode of Father Ted?

    The best stretch of road you've driven on?

    XBox360 or PSoverrated******,er sorry I meant PS3?

    Favourite Bond outside of Connery,I really didn't think Dalton was that bad btw?

    Fave hair colour & skintone on a woman?

    Fave Clint Eastwood movie?

    XP or Vista?

    The thing you've had ambitions to do but have put off time & time again for no good reason?

    My girlfriend thinks I'm weird in that when I need to unwind I usually listen to loud rock music to do it.STP/Audioslave QOTSA etc.Do you have any odd or unusual chill out methods?
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  10. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ® Tip Jar Donor

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    Have you ever been spammed on a message board before?:grrhee:

    Do you own any autographed memorabilia?

    Any interesting brushes with the famous ?

    If it takes 6 men 12 hours to dig a 6 x 6 hole,how long will it take the same man to peel a banana?

    What do cows drink?

    Is it a crime to hate John Lennon?

    David Byrne,genius or self important tosser?

    The crisp sound of one guitar & a bass.Is it really better or is it the no one knows how to play rhythm guitar anymore?

    In the same vein wtf do young drummers think it's OK to make a full kit sound like their just banging away on a biscuit tin?
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