Megan Fox to play April O'Neal in TMNT movie

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  1. Tennessy XO

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    I have this sneaking suspicion she has those giant gross nipples that look like slices of bologna.
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  2. Scarecrow

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    off brand bologna at that
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    id still hit it.




















    twice.
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  4. Ryudo

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    Bay is a horrible director horrible writer and well he just plain sucks at everything. Never made a good film and this is already going to be crap. The only reason he keeps getting a job is the same reason Bieber keeps getting gigs. Idiots with money
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    The fact that that article even had to be written, is enough for me to not see this movie. Bay can suck two fat dicks.
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    You know saying "big fat dicks" is like saying Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice for RavensShallBurn right....?
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  8. nickmsmith

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    this will probably be horrible. Simply too silly of an idea to work in a non-cartoon format. It was fine for the cheese of the 90s.

    And WGAF about megan fox? She's hot, yes. but there are lots of hot women. She's nothing all that special.

    It makes me angry that they will even attempt to make this movie. All they end up doing is ruining all of the things you enjoyed as a child, and stomping them into the dirt until it taints the original thing you liked. Like the last episode of Roseanne.
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    Bay is very calculating in his work. If he set out to make a good movie he might be able to, but to this point he has strictly been a yes-man for big money studio hacks and the point-guy for really bad movies that have focus group directives..
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    That woman would have you crying like an infant for one more minute of her time..
    Puffies rule..
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