Jeff Fisher Rules of Apology

Acceptable Methods
1. Man to man (bro-hug preferred)
2. Carrier pigeon
3. Anything involving a pony (while Fisher generally ascribes to manly methods, his bylaws allow an exception for ponies
4. Letter accompanied by an autographed picture of former Arizona Cardinals great Matt Leinert
5. Blood sacrifice
6. Skywriting message over Titans practice facility
7. Relay the message through Peter King.
8. Hostile, evasive press conference

Unacceptable Methods
1. Texting (although sexting is permitted and encouraged!)
2. Titans videoboard message unless it is done during the second half
3. Using any references to the 85 Bears as Jeff has serious issues knowing he was not man enough to play with an injury on that team
4. Using the phrase, "sorry I came up a yard short in my conduct last weekend"
5. Bonded courier