I can't believe I had to read all that. Jacksonville winning? Who in their right mind...? I don't want to do the math to work out how us getting into the playoffs is possible, or even if it is even possible, for that matter, but I'm not gonna go rooting for the first thing I can think of that would make it even less likely. Am I taking enhanced crazy pills? And by the way, does anybody on them have...an improbability drive? The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectful physicists said they wouldn't go to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties. The Steelers, Bills and us, all trying to close out with a sweep, to reach nine and seven. It's really like standing at the end of the line for a PS3, the store has 12, and you and two other goons are fighting it out for the 13-15 position, all the while hoping a few teams' strength of opponents stat comes up a little short when it's time to pay the cashier if you know what I'm sayin'. You want to stay and hope, but you know you last three did nothing to deserve it, because if you had, you would have shown up early, instead of late. And you're also pretty sure that if you're going to win this most unlikely of prizes, you're going to have to kick someone's ***** to do it. We have to beat the Bills to begin to have that conversation. Crazy pills. Thank you.