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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gunny, Apr 26, 2014.

  1. Scarecrow

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    I don't even think I could carry it, maybe but I might have needed a license.

    Regardless, everyone would have made fun of me for carrying pepper spray. Would have rather been eaten.
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  2. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    I carry a Smith & Wesson .38 (in the woods, I have never gotten a carry permit in this dangerous ass city) but not for any animal. I've ran up on sketchy folks on private property down here.

    Big problem with drugs here


    Same thing in East Tennessee and the Smokies.

    I ain't worried about no black bear.
    I'm worried about walking up on an ******* or somebody that has something they didn't want nobody to see.
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  3. Gunny

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    Black Mamba's are the scariest I've ever seen (not out in the wild). They're huge, they're poisonous and they're aggressive.

    Nothing that big should be that aggressive.

    But some snakes are just unfair, some of them looks like a pile of leaves so you can easily step on one without even know.

    Thankfully I've never seen a snake in the wild in Australia (saw 1 in Botswana, a sand snake and one in Guatemala, a red coral snake)
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  4. RTH

    RTH Meh...

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    In prison, the scariest is the dreaded trouser snake... or Arkansas.
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  5. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    We have those here too

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    Usually found in southern California and apparently will violate your anus.
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  6. Scarecrow

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    You ever see the pic of the photographer that was bit by a black mamba? I think it was a dry bite but he got lucky.
    http://strangebehaviors.wordpress.com/2013/02/24/black-mamba-bite-the-back-story/

    King Cobras freak me out
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    gigantic
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  8. CRUDS

    CRUDS Not Champion of any Arcade Games Tip Jar Donor

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    At least with snakes you might see them.
    I hate these bastards and everyone in TN need be careful as they can scurry crost the carpet and under your sheet, in the dark and all you'll even know is the bite..

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  9. 520

    520 Pro Bowler

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    Eeewwwwwss
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  10. Hoffa

    Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    Or under a toliet seat...
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