i busted the TV at the bar today after that dispicible lose

My beard will beat the sh#t out of your dad, kid.

When we first lost Cortland Finnegan/gave up on him/screwed our defense up, I was like is that Finnegan2win guy gonna stick with that name... This came a day or two after 45 became Scarecrow, but then I saw Finnebosch and Thefreak kept their names and thought it was good for the site to have these retro user names. I mean we have dozens if not hundreds of users with the word "Oiler" in their name, so keep the name my friend. It shows you've been a fan for some time.

orly?

Not Chuck Norris. Your image is void.

I used to get real upset and break stuff after games, but now I've just grown to expect the worse and I'm surprised when we win. I just laugh it off when we suck like we did against the packers. To me its funny to see professionals getting paid to do something so poorly. I laugh b/c I know it has to be embarassing to them!

Yeah apathy has certainly set in and has for a while..

True story or not, that was funny.

Props to the Wire Season 5 reference. Scott Templeton is an excellent metaphor:

When I'm in my home state, I don't act like a redneck... When I'm somewhere else...