How would you like to be this guy on media day?

I would love to be that guy. Cause I guarantee he is high as HELL.

He works for Nickelodeon, I'm sure they drug test these weirdos.

Have you seen the cartoons on there these days? Yeah.. pretty sure they don't drug tests.

I have kids so yea I'm aware of the bizarre shows on there, but still, they can't have dudes stoned walking around representing Nickelodeon.
He might puff the magic dragon most days to get through having to wear that stuff, but not today.

Look at him, he looks miserable, he's not high right there.

I'd bet most the adults that work on kids networks are stoners. You know the writers are.




But regardless, I'd love to have this dude's job and wouldn't even need to get high.

Oh those writers have to be pot heads, how else do you come up with Sponge Bob Square pants or Yo gabba gabba?