Grace Park needs to hit the lau lau!

Discussion in 'Movies/TV' started by avvie, Jul 31, 2010.

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  1. avvie

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    The new Hawaii 5-0 is coming this fall, featuring Grace Park as surfing cadet Kono Kalakaua. I've seen some previews, and though I was interested in seeing Grace with fewer threads, I can tell you that she's waaaaay too skinny to be a Hawaiian surfer girl.
    Not that Hawaiian surfer girls are fat... they're just healthy. They eat a lot of starch and meat with very few vegetables at all, so their bodies get thick and solid without any bones showing through.... nicely bronzed meaty hotties :yes: Surfing is an incredible workout, so skinny chicks can't hang.
    Grace needs to pound some poi and lau-lau to look the part... right now all she has to help pass her off as Hawaiian is an Asian face and a Canadian driver's license- she could say her mom was local and her step-dad owns a timeshare in Ko'olina.

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  2. CRUDS

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    Of course she's not Hawaiian, she's a damn Cylon!
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  3. avvie

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    Freakin toasters! :suspect:
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