Disturbing CJ Stat

dude, you're comparing him to a PUNTER and a QUARTERBACK. Is this serious???

Maybe, but Marino's speed didn't translate to the game. His 40 speed isn't as fast as his pads speed, ya know?

CJ runs like a punter now, so it's fitting.

Yea. That position mumbo jumbo is just technical stuff for the depth chart ... it doesn't mean
anything, really. Regardless of their position, they still got off to a worst start rushing the ball than CJ, and his 210 yards makes him look like a all pro next to them! Just face it!!! He has a better total, more first downs, and a better per-carry average. It's undeniable and staring you right in the face, and numbers don't lie!

When you're right, you're right. If you don't let a cucumber sprout it won't bloom, ya know?

Exactly. It's like my grandpa use to always say ... a nightcrawler will never sprout wings and flutter away if you don't put mustard on it.

Without mustard, they're just using a step ladder to pick turnips. Yah dig?

You'd have better luck finding cotton in shag carpeting.