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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. Hoffa

    Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    Annie Luck confirms that Aaron Rogers is not gay. "Of course he isn't, he has turned away my advances several times", says Luck.
    Luck went on to say that he has tried every trick in the book to entice Rogers into a gay fling.
    "I saw how special Peyton and Kenny Chesney's love was, and I tried to capture the same magic with Aaron, but he constantly shoots me down". said Luck, " I have wasted many dozens of roses and cleansing enemas on that dreamy cheese head".
    Luck said he plans to move on and give up on the devoutly hetero Rogers, and added, "Aaron is so yesterday, this offseason I got Schwab fever, and he's a gamer with Annie dumplins I offered him, wink-wink"....

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  2. Hoffa

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  3. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Look at this loser, lol. His New Year's resolution was to quit sucking. That resolution was broken one second after midnight on New Year's Day.

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    Then there's this idiot. He actually wrote an advice columnist asking if quitting sucking should be his New Year's resolution.

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    Here's how that went:
    Q: I need to quit sucking. Should that be my New Year resolution?
    Signed, Colts fan in Indiana

    A: (after prolonged, uncontrollable, hysterical laughter) Making that a resolution would be a waste of time. As a matter of fact, you're a waste of time. You aren't good for anything but wasting oxygen everytime you take a breath. You will always suck, Colts fans will always suck, and the Colts will always SUCK!

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  5. Hoffa

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    It's official, Colts couldn't find enough fans to sell out their dome for this weekends playoff game.

    The Colts have announced that corporate partner Meijer has purchased the remaining 1,200 non-premium tickets to Saturday’s game against the Chiefs, making it a sellout.
    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...f-game-thanks-to-sponsor-buying-1200-tickets/

    Sad, pathetic, and expected of a fan base for a team that SUCKS everyday. I bet they can't find 1200 people who want the tickets even if given to them free.

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    "Sarge said we had to use these
    sucky free tickets or he would kick our ass that high"

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  6. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Projected attendance for Colts-Chiefs playoff game before potential blackout was announced...

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    Projected attendance after Chiefs fans bought up the remaining tickets...

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    Yep, it will be a sellout now. A full house of Chiefs fans, a sea of red.

    Pitiful, sucky Colts. Can't even sell out a playoff game without help from the opposing team.
    Just another example that Colts SUCK. :truedat: :coltssuck: :anon::deadhorse:
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    This is the greatest thread ever. I hope andy cries himself to sleep tonight.
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    this the son of the greatest thread ever

    first one was lost in the great crash
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