Could you out-coach Fisher?

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Could you out-coach Fisher?

  1. YES - I'm 100% confident.

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  2. NO - that would be foolish

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  3. Maybe. I'm great at Madden.

    16.4%
  4. I am a Klingon

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  1. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Easily.

    And for those of you claiming how much football knowledge he has- who cares?

    Give me 10 assistants like he has, and we'd pick his predictable "game plan" apart.

    A head coach can know absolutely nothing about the game. He's got a defensive coordinator, an offensive coordinator, special teams coach, etc.
    But if a casual fan can figure out EXACTLY what Fisher is going to do EVERY play (as even my wife can), any actual football fan should be able to out "coach" Fisher.

    He's terrible as a coach, honestly- as far as game strategy goes. He has none. He's been using the same blue-print every game for the last 16 years.
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  2. CRUDS

    CRUDS TRADE DOWN Tip Jar Donor

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    Well we're glad you could finally contribute.
    Just wanted to see who was deluded enough to say yes and believe that..
    I figured Gloat would say yes, but just because he's better than everybody at everything. Here's to hoping he'll eventually take this job or some other pivotal role with the team so we can finally win the Super Bowl.
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  3. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Critical Possession

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    I think we could all come within a FG.
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  4. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    ^haha

    That's what people don't fail to see. Fisher is only going to try not to lose anyway. You know he's not going to blitz... you know he's going to run on 1st and 2nd down- AND you know he'll do the dumbest thing possible on 4th downs.

    I doubt a coach is really needed if you have NFL players that actually study film.
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  5. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    I am great at Madden, so I could see it happening. :yes:
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  6. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    Anyone else here not surprised Gloat seriously thinks he could out coach Fisher? The warehouse worker turned football coach...way too many Disney movies.
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  7. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ® Tip Jar Donor

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    My 1st hire,Keith Bulluck to handle defence.

    2nd hire,Eddie George to handle offence.

    I already have two top notch advisors who bring more heart and chemistry organising my team than Fishbag can match up against.

    In 3 years they'll beat the crap out of the one trick pony pornstache coach.:)
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  8. Big Time Titan

    Big Time Titan Big Time Titan

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    I am a Klingon and I think that The Gloat is right when he says that Fish just ain't that great. He's been here 16 years and has run this team that whole time and we've always managed to fall short with him in charge. Call it bad luck or blame poor play but you can only blame that for so long. We've have different OCs, DCs before but Fish hasn't changed his style at all. And we continue to fall short.

    When we win the Super Bowl this year it will be because of our players and not Coach Jeff Fisher's great coaching.
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  9. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Anyone here surprised that Gunny is riding the jock of Fisher? The kangaroo lassoing IT employee turned head coach protector.

    Everything I said was true. Hate it, but eventually we'll have a new owner that'll can your man-crush for his non-existent game planning.
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  10. Wraith

    Wraith Special Teams Standout

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    i really think it would depend on what position coaches i'd have, i think i might be able to beat Cecil if i had the right style of offense, Dinger would kill me unless my D was all pro bowlers and even then it'd be hard to contain CJ as even that can't stop, and as they say in the military, no plan really survives first contact, my only prayer would be to make it a shoot out and try to get CJ gassed, Fisher hasn't stayed the coach this long without doing most things right
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