Confessions - Embarrassing stuff you did?

how big of a second bung hole did they gouge into you anyways?

I had some attention there one time and the doctor suggested the same thing, but I was able too cut those things into like 5 or 6 bandages each.

 

You ever tell Francis to lighten up?

 

Saturday was my 21st birthday. My goal was to get as smashed as possible paying as little as possible for the alcohol. I was going around from bar to bar using my birthday as an excuse to get random people to buy me shots. It was going pretty real good and i eventually got drunk enough to start hitting on this really good looking girl. I was actually hitting it off with her and decided to go outside to have a smoke with her.

It was going really good at this point so i decided to go for the kiss to seal it. I leaned in for the kiss and right then all the shots finally got the better of me causing me to puke all over her. She flipped out and took off on me, i just shrugged and went back inside to get more people to buy me shots.

I'd say it was a pretty good night though, got drunk without paying for a single drink and got a funny story out of it.

 

Hmmm, I'd say the carved aboyt a three inch by half inch by half inch chunk out. I've had it done twice now. My plumber's crack is pretty impressive.