Confessions - Embarrassing stuff you did?

Oh I'm sure I have several. But your story reminded me of a very similar thing I did several years ago. My friends and I were sitting in a booth in the bar area of a Ruby Tuesday's just having drinks one night. Another friend of mine had just got back in town from a trip and asked if I could come pick her up (she just lived a few minutes from the restaurant) so I did. When we got back to RT I plopped back down in the booth and, because I was looking at whatever was on the TV, it took me a minute before I realized that my friends had moved to the barstools and I just sat down with some random family. :ha:

It was very embarrassing even though it doesn't sound like such a big deal in retrospect.

 

Dry humping in a park in ashland city one night when I was 18 and getting busted by a sneaky fking cop. Idk if that was the bad part, but when I saw the cop at the last second I jumped over the seats real fast into the driver seat and just left my GF out to dry(lol4literally) in back seat.

 

oHO!

walking out of a restaurant once and it was raining, I took a step off the sidewalk and my feet slipped out from under me. One of those body ends up parallel with the ground while in the air and it takes 3 minutes to hit the ground kinds of fall...
And I had a drink in my hand (fountain) top comes off mid-air... the drink itself spills out, and it crashes down on me. I look up and tons of people can't help but laugh but still ask 'are you ok?'...

Outside of that- really nothing. I'm graceful.

 

I stepped on a chipmunk once and yelled.

I could feel him dying under my foot, it was bad. Still to this day my uncle makes fun of me for screaming. It was kind of a manly scream, but I was like 14 so there may have been a little high pitch to it.

 

Kinda gross but it is the only thing I really have.

I had come down with a real bad stomach virus when I was overseas. I couldn't eat anything but I still drank quite a bit of water so I wouldn't end up in worse shape. Well, as I was going back to bed, I felt I had to throw up and I was no where near a bath room. So I am running to the closest one when I pass a group of women and managed to throw up all the water I had been drinking in front of them.

 

I crushed like 5 dozen cupcakes one day at the grocery store. I thought they were in a glass case and I went to lean on it.....but there was no case, they were just displayed in the open.

 

LMAO that's awesome. :ha:

 

One drunken evening quite a few years ago I apparently tried to prevent 3 strippers from taking their clothes off. Shouting that 'they don't want to do this'.

I have no recollection or clue as to why I did it. I was a local laughing stock for a while.:ha:

 

I tried to jump a fence to avoid a cover charge and ended up catching the crotch of my shorts and ripping them BAD in front of about 50 people.