Cheetah RIP

Chimps live that long? Wow. Every Chimp I know who died was shot by police.

 

The only good monkey is a dead one. So... not too upset by this.

 

That's how some people in my town feel. We once had a chimp get loose and run around downtown, then he stole a car, then he attacked the cops and they shot him 8 times.

I like those little monkys that steal your food on vacation, the big ones are creepy.

 

My daughter was bitten by someone's "pet" monkey. Will always have a bad scar on her arm for the rest of her life from it.

The same owners of said monkey had 2 get loose later, attack a police officer, and bite a neighbor.

The owners still claim it's everyone else's fault- the monkeys only attack if they "sense the fear in ya"...

 

Monkey woulda died. Monkeys are bitches, I would roll with a gorilla. Mizz U Mighty Joe Young

 

When I was a kid, friends of ours had a pet squirrel monkey. I remember it being sort of mean, wasn't big enough to do any real harm but if you didn't watch out it would steal your food, stuff like that. I also remember it being really mean to the that families dog, it would get up high on a book shelf or whatever and then jump down on the poor dog, grab its tail, crap like that. You could just tell it was F'ing with the dog.