Chance Chris Johnson will be released?

When I buy them, i pick out the magnum size and go to the prettiest girl to get checked out. She kinda smirks, looks at me like "dayam"..... then scans the next item and gets sort of confused when she sees a pack of rubber bands.

And if I take you to Logan's or PF Chang, you are putting out. canudealwiththat


wtg on the always sunny reference scarecrow.

Man I HATE Logan's. Those ****ing peanuts drive me insane. But the next ***** be getting the 2 for $20 at Applebees and I better not hear her complain. Better than the $ menu.

I like how everyone completely ignored this post and continued talking about condoms.

We are all 12.

.....

12 inches that is..

FROM THE GROUND

I'm a Chili's 2 for 20 man myself

PF Chang is American, eat some chicken feet, you f**king p*ssy.

True that. Same deal when I have to get acne cream.

So what, 2 chicken cajun pastas for you.