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Billy Mays is dead.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jessestylex, Jun 28, 2009.

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  1. Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Makes WHO want it? Again...

    if you're dumb enough to buy mighty putty, or any other gimmick this clown sold- it's not hard to sell those either, is it?
    Sorry, I can't give some lousy salesman credit for manipulating moronic American consumers that are just begging for junk to arrive in their mail box.
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  2. TitanTom0987 This Post Is Rated RKO

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    Hey, I have Oxi Clean and that stuff works. The powder, the on-the-go spray. That stuff is awesome. Quit hating on good products.
  3. GoTitans3801 Forward Progress!

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    Gloat, if anyone can do it, why don't they? There are countless people desperate for money. Are they not aware of this incredibly easy opportunity for them?

    If you can do it, why don't you? You don't because you can't. If you could, you'd go do it, make your money, and then do whatever you wanted with it afterwords.

    Congrats on your "rave reviews" for acting. Why is that still a part time job for you?

    That's what I don't get. You talk the biggest game in the world. Quit talking, go do it if you're so talented.
  4. Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Please show me where these opportunities exist. You guys act like there are pitchmen ads in the newspaper or available for anyone to just submit an application for.
    Though it'd be an insulting job for me. Not to sound like a douche, but cheating people out of money while being obnoxious, cheesy, and purposely fake isn't something I think I could do and feel good about myself.


    As for acting, I'm trying to take it a step further- but again, that's a job that isn't easy to get.
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    For someone who is so talented and so good at everything, I'm amazed that all you do is move boxes in a warehouse.
  5. Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    I'm surprised that Billy Mays is dead, but Willie Mays is still alive...
  6. psychotictitan Its About That Time...

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    Conan actually talks about Mays's voice and the products he sells. Pretty dam funny

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  7. Eddyc85 Go Bucks!

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    Yea I'm sure it's REALLY hard to get a job selling stuff door to door or at a county fair. Come on gloat if it's so easy go out and do it, it's not like you need a Masters to sell carpet cleaner door to door.

    I love how easily you just dismiss every argument to fit your own mindset. Mays didn't work hard and doesn't have skills, he's just lucky. The people who bought stuff from Mays weren't at all influenced by how well he sold or explained the products, no their just idiots.

    For the record I don't own mighty putty but I've used it and it works. I had two pieces of wood glued together and they were stuck there for good.
  8. TitanTom0987 This Post Is Rated RKO

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    Isn't that the job description of being an actor?
  9. Finnegan2win hopesfall2win

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    That's not cool, I don't care how annoying a poster is, don't pull that bs. :suspect:
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