Bacon shortage!

Blossom Moon

She didn't believe in manicuring her lawn...

or shaving her arm pits.

Smelled like flucking lentils and lavender all the time.

Everyone knows that chicks.

I know one that only showers like once a month or something........yea we don't hang out.

Dreadlocks.

Good lord.

Arteries everywhere, rejoice!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that sausage sucks compared to bacon. Bacon is horrible for you, but at least you know it is made from one part of a pig. Unlike sausage, where they'll throw all the pig buttholes and eyeballs in.

Bacon > Sausage.

We have an employee in our office warehouse that microwaves up a full box of Hormel bacon every day for brunch. That smell overwhelms the entire facility for hours. Bastid!
And this skinny guy has a laugh at me every day for my kale green drink lunch.
It ain't fair..