Anyone Still Want Te'o After Reading This?

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  1. World Peace

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    I'm so thankful that this story broke. I didn't want Teo and I now I have something I can point to as a reason for not drafting him :)

    In similar fashion, I really wanted something like this to happen to Tim Tebow. How awesome would it be to turn on ESPN and hear them talking about Tim Tebow hanging out with tranny hookers while ingesting ground up pills through his anus? Brilliant!
  2. World Peace

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    When I had no girlfriend, chicks didn't give me the time of day. Perhaps I was trying WAY to hard? Yet for the past 2 years I've been in a relationship and I've literally had to bite my tounge, my bottom lip, tell myself I'm a decent guy and actively take myself out of situations where I could have gotten myself in trouble. I think that since I have a long term girlfriend, somewhere along the way I really stopped caring about trying to talk to other chicks and for whatever reason, that just drives girls crazy and makes them wanna talk to me even more.
  3. Finnegan2win

    Finnegan2win hopesfall2win

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    Yeah no that doesn't work, I don't go out of my way and nor do they :(
  4. THE_TITAN

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    Haha what a loser, getting catfished. I'm sure there would've been plenty hot chicks ready and willing at Notre Dame. Get of the computer Manti!!
  5. xpmar9x

    xpmar9x Vote for Pedro

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    Happens all the time. I had a relationship for 3 years, last 2 years of HS and fresh in college... I had so many chicks that would flirt with me and were all over me. Me, being a loyal dude, can't cheat.. I just don't find it right, karma and blah blah blah. So I never did anything with these women. Well, me and the 3 year girlfriend broke up and instantly all those chicks, gone. It's so weird.

    So one of my good friends is a girl, she also happens to be a lez. Cool girl, known her since I was a wee little kid, was my neighbor growing up. One time we went to the bars together, I swear chicks thought she was my gf and instantly random girls wanted me. So weird. Women are like that.

    Soooo, what you gotta do is.. start with the not so attractive girls, talk/dance with them, a hotter girl gets jealous and you just work your way up the ladder. Works everytime.

    Now you know my secrets, I feel like Hitch.
  6. Finnegan2win

    Finnegan2win hopesfall2win

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    BY THE WAY.

    Another feather in the cap for me against all those haters I had in that "lets take Teo" thread.. smelled this phony from a mile away.

    WHAT'S UP.
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  7. JCBRAVE

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    Oh my God my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, page 9 was hilarious!

    Maybe better than that guy coming on here looking for Titans Eternal to shoot him at Exxon.
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  8. ProfessorD

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    I'm thinking this same thing. Gay guy on a football team, his friends hounding him to come out with them and pick up girls, so what does he do, what anybody would do that doesn't want a secret found out, lie!

    Oh I have a girlfriend. Then the guys get suspicious, so he tells them she had a car wreck and can't come to the games. One lie leads to another and boom she now dies conveniently six hours after the grandmother so he has to be in Hawaii for her funeral so looks like two birds with one stone.

    Then local media gets a hold of this and like wildfire it becomes huge news. What would you do? Come out to the nation or role with what you've already said.

    I think he thought it would blow over and not be a big deal. But I think he may be gay. Just another angle I thought of.
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  9. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith has the most poverty RB corp.

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    I don't know WHICH IS MORE HUMILIATING!!!

    Either he's malignant, or extremely, extremely stupid.

    Either way, it's really bad news for him.


    If not gay, he could most likely pick from 3/4 of the girls in Notre Dame, but he has a fake online GF thru Twitter????

    I don't know which one is worse....

    I don't care if he turns into the next dominant LB in the NFL.... he'll never live this down. EVER.
  10. JCBRAVE

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