Alex1939 vs Ewker

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  1. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    If I truly enjoyed bragging as much as you say- I'd make you feel completely worthless.


    And to have kids you have to have sex. I'd start there.
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  2. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Problem with that is if you start too late, your retirement years are still going to be parenting years.

    I knocked mine out. in 12 years both kids should be out of the house. I'll still be young enough to enjoy the best (most secure) times of life.
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  3. GeronimoJackson

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    Ok, but who cares, I'd trade those retirement years for the next 10-15 years without hesitation. You're too old to do anything during your retirement years anyway so you're going to be bored as f**k, so why not do some parenting lol.
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  4. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Old Man Tip Jar Donor

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    Sex with yourself doesn't count. :)
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  5. Hoffa

    Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    Douche is counting the times he's been teabagged...:grrhee:
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  6. GeronimoJackson

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    I've never had sex with myself, but I have been doing the Shake Weight exercise since I was 12.
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  7. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    I'll be 25 next month, and already have a 6 year old, I love being a dad though, so I don't feel robbed of my youth at all. I do wonder WTF I'm going to do when my youngest leaves. I mean I still go out, have fun the way a 24 year old does, go on trips, do plenty of fun stuff, but my entire adult life has been as a parent. Forget about retirement, I know I'm going to be bored at 50. And I'm not having anymore kids BTW. 2 is good for me.

    To Alex,
    Go spread your seed man! It's never too late for anything! Just don't take Ben Roethlisberger with you anywhere.
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  8. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Glad you at least acknowledge that. Plus, masturbation makes you a gay.
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  9. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Maybe... but the thing is- when you're in your 40's-50s... that's when you actually have the money/freedom to do things you want. Most people are broke til they're 30... then they have kids.
    Having fun is the reason I ended up with kids in the first place though.
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  10. jdog

    jdog I like beer!

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    True, it turned me into a closet lesbian.
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