Afalava

Greetings Pedro.

You will now be forever known as Pedro... there are some other good names like Placenta, Pincecone, or Poops that you can claim instead if you want.

I wouldn't go for Pedophile though, has a stigma attached to it.

I would like to suggest Pinky. Has kind of a slight 1930s gangster feel to it.

Or a 1990s gay guy feel...

If he's "laying the wood", the player can't keep running after Afalava has hit them. Spiller hardly noticed that bump.

I'm a little bummed that your user name isn't Pistol Pedro.

uh... Hola?

Yea Alfalfa is so good his thread got turned into guessing P90X's real name.

Dudes not better than Griffin, well for 3-4 plays at a time he is, but lets not act like Al Afalava is the solution to our crappy safety play.

I think Markelle Martin might be a more athletic Alfalfa.