2013-2014 College Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by The Playmaker, Sep 3, 2013.

  1. madeupdreams

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    Bet wasn't mine, I found it on another board, but that's neither here nor there.

    I know a lot of bama fans that are cool people. From your posts here is pretty clear you fall into the updyke category. But I guess having your team lose the Iron Bowl and then get embarrassed by Big Game Bob in the Sugar Bowl leaves a sour taste in one's mouth.

    The ending could have been better, but I enjoyed watching the game last night. It was a helluva' fun season to watch as well. I didn't even send any death threats to our kicker!
  2. jplusip

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    Only thing embarrassing about the Sugar Bowl was that they couldn't even be bothered to show up. Then again, it didn't matter either way to me. They could've been number 2, woo. I'll take that over having the Crystal Ball snatched away at the last second any day of the week. Or being the team that lost and ended the SEC's streak. Or being the first team to lose after being up at half time in the NC. Or being the first team from Alabama in 5 years to lose the NC. The Barn sure did make history!

    But no, keep slinging the updyke junk around like a little barnrat. 'Sall ya got now, I understand. Maybe the Barn can trip into a bowl game next year, who knows!
  3. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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  4. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Another thing you SEC Fans (Tennessee Vol fans) also don't see is the fact that every SEC team gets in a game with a team ranked 10 spots below them.... why is that?
  5. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Old Man Tip Jar Donor

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  6. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    The season ends with Gus Malzahn's execution at SEC Headquarters.

    http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/01...arters-shaming-conference-bcs-title-game-loss

    Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn was stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs, according to a newspaper with close ties to SEC commissioner Mike Slive.
    Malzahn, who had been considered an up-and-coming coach in college football, was executed this morning after losing the BCS title game and ending the SEC’s streak of seven consecutive national championships. He was found guilty of “attempting to undermine SEC superiority.”
    Birmingham, Ala.-based pro-SEC newspaper “Birmingham News” reported that Malzahn and his five top assistants were set upon by 120 hunting hounds which had been starved for five days.
    Slive and Alabama head coach Nick Saban supervised the one-hour ordeal along with other SEC coaches, according to the report. The newspaper added that Malzahn and his assistants were “completely eaten up.”
    In the highly scripted execution, the SEC accused Malzahn of “attempting to undermine conference superiority by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods including not sniffing out an obvious fake punt and failing to hold a lead.”
    The conference also accused him of of corruption, stealing recruits, playing a thief at quarterback and “embarrassing” clothing choices.
    The SEC also today announced plans to test a missile in southeast Alabama, not far from Tallahassee, Florida.
  7. GoT

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    cause the SEC-SEC-SEC is number 1-10 so all those other crappy teams have to be rated 10 spots lower.
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  8. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    Ahem, 2-10.

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  9. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Oh. We're doing that?

    Michigan = Winningest team of all time! WHOOOO!!


    Hate to tell you, partner- but in football, we see it as what's happening NOW. Not 2, 5,10 years ago.

    Which is why you Vols fans have become Alabama and Auburn fans.

    Adorable.
  10. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Actually- that may be the funniest thing about you, Alex.


    You're a Tennessee and Auburn fan...

    yet you get upset when Alabama loses.

    You do know Alabama is a "heated" rival of both those teams, right? You should have an interest in them losing and hope they lose. It hurts both your squads when they don't.

    Still going to ride that lap though, huh? Conference before team!