Chris Johnson is about to get eaten by a cheetah

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by JCBRAVE, Jul 23, 2013.

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  1. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow All-Pro

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    I hope he gets eaten
     
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  2. SlidePiece

    SlidePiece Starter

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    I guess that would answer the question...
     
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  3. Big TT

    Big TT AKA QUADZILLA-STATE CHAMP-

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    How long since the Cheetah has eaten? It matters. Of course, CJ, doesn't really have to outrun the beast, just be faster than the film crew. LOL
     
  4. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne NOW Y'ALL GET THE MESSICH?!

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    CJ will be awe-struck when he gets to see his favorite shoe-pattern in real life form.
     
  5. DownSouthPlayer

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    He could tape a cheetah to his back.
     
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  6. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne NOW Y'ALL GET THE MESSICH?!

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    Cheetah - Can run up to 75 mph.

    Chris Johnson - might be able to run 25 mph. (unless it's Sunday)

    ...how is this even a "race"?
     
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  7. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    This is retarded and we should not allow him to participate in this garbage.
     
  8. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Im not too worried, CJ wont be next to the cheetah, theres a barrier between the two. Not like hes wrestling Lions, cheetahs are kind of small, worst comes to worst just kick the thing and I'll probably run off.
     
  9. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    Cheetahs are not that big. Worst they could do is maul him.
     
  10. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    What is the point of this? Ever seen a cheetah run? They go 0-60 in 2.5 seconds.
     
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