Chris Johnson is about to get eaten by a cheetah

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  1. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    I hope he gets eaten
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  2. SlidePiece

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    I guess that would answer the question...
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  3. Big TT

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    How long since the Cheetah has eaten? It matters. Of course, CJ, doesn't really have to outrun the beast, just be faster than the film crew. LOL
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  4. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    CJ will be awe-struck when he gets to see his favorite shoe-pattern in real life form.
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  5. DownSouthPlayer

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    He could tape a cheetah to his back.
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  6. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Cheetah - Can run up to 75 mph.

    Chris Johnson - might be able to run 25 mph. (unless it's Sunday)

    ...how is this even a "race"?
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  7. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    This is retarded and we should not allow him to participate in this garbage.
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  8. JCBRAVE

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    Im not too worried, CJ wont be next to the cheetah, theres a barrier between the two. Not like hes wrestling Lions, cheetahs are kind of small, worst comes to worst just kick the thing and I'll probably run off.
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  9. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    Cheetahs are not that big. Worst they could do is maul him.
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  10. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    What is the point of this? Ever seen a cheetah run? They go 0-60 in 2.5 seconds.
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