Would you rather...?

Ya know what she looks like she'd be good at?....

 

That's when "America" loved her, but once she was in that video with Juicy J she quickly became a......

+






.....to her original fan base. With that said, 87% of you horny bastards would stick your nostrils right against her ******* if she asked you to.

 

Oh come on, she's not THAT hot...at least when she's not chatting with the bank manager.

 

I hate feet. They ****ing gross me out.

I brought this girl back to place in December. I was standing at the edge of the bed and she was laying on her back. I was putting the condom on and she started rubbing her feet on my sides for some GOD FORSAKEN REASON. As if putting on a condom isn't distracting enough.

"You need to stop doing that."

"What?"

"Stop rubbing your feet on me. It's gross."

Bad sex ensued.

I would rather women hobble around on stumps than have feet.

Obviously I did not pick Oprah's toes.

 

I'm in that 87%. I'd bang Britney Spears when she was bald too. Girls who were so hot before can return to that hotness anytime they want.

 

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Ooh, there is hope yet

 

Heard another dude a couple days ago whining about his fear of feet. That's a weird phobia but if you have it stay away from Hawaii.

 

And Sarah Jessica Parker