women, cars and cellphones

well put

 

and the even worse sub-category... soccer mommies, mini-vans and cell phones.

 

The triple wammy!

1. Old
2. Glasses
3. Female

You add a cell phone to that it is pretty much an accident.

 

Pretty neat how you know where this thread is going before you click on it.

But I gotta say, maui removes some of the impact of that combination, because you can never drive above 40 mph anyway.

 

Ha, I like it that nothing even has to be said, everyone gets it.

 

I can talk on my cell phone, text message, put on my mascara and still make it to my destination in half the time it takes ya'll non asking for directions a***s to get there. What's the effing point of even having an OnStar system if you won't use it to find the place???? Will it kill you to ask for directions? Who cares if we are "making good time", it's not good time if we get lost! Who cares how short a time it takes us to get there? LISTEN UP! IT'S NOT A SHORT CUT IF YOU GET LOST ALONG THE WAY!

 

yeah, but several drivers in your wake have had to pass you, swerve to miss you, and cussed you in the process

 

all i know is everytime i get cut off, it's some soccer mom in a mini van talking on her phone or yelling at her kids.