What should I do?

you handy with a .30-06?

 

I'm all about keeping it gangsta, but legal. First, I'd take pictures of all the damage, take it to the police and name names. Then, I'd get some folks with big assted trucks to post up on both ends of the street in front of my house and wait for her asse. Soon as she rolled around, allow her to throw her eggs and do some damage. At the same time, have your sister or someone video taping her act. Simultaneously, call the truck boys to block both sides of the street. I'd have folks come out on the street like ninjas and pull her and her folks out of the car(don't tape the part where you drag her out of the car by her hair). Then, have Daddy call the police and have her arrested for vandalism and trespassing. You will have already have a file for her previous act.

Oh, and make a copy of her Myspace blog where she snitches on herself about coming back to your house.

Or, if your sister is gangsta enough she can do what I did. Back in the day, some haters egged my cute little Ford Probe. I loved that car and back in '93, that car was stuntin' with the sunroof. But anyway, I digress....I knew the girl who egged my car because she was mad her man chose me. I caught her slipping, blindsighted her and stomped her asse. Tell your sister to beat that bish asse.

 

This might have made sense until you said you drove around a Probe.

 

Sell your house. Move interstate. It's your only option.

 

Dogs. Or bees. Or dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you...

:bighomer:

 

You want to borrow my .45 rifle?

 

I have these...





Or you could just call...