Unfair Work Policy!

I'm thinking of calling the Labor Secretary myself... this Friday the heartless bastrads i work for are forcing Traci and I to stay in our own luxury suite at the Manele Bay Four seasons Resort on the isle of Lana'i. They're obviously abusing their authority because they know that jobs are scarce here and I can't quit. You can see the inhumane conditions yourself here: http://www.fourseasons.com/manelebay/photos_and_videos/

To add insult to injury, I'll probably only be allowed to have breakfast at the Hulopo'e Court buffet. I swear, i feel like Oliver F'ing Twist while I stand there waiting for the chef to finish preparing my spinach and four cheese omelet.