TO to the Cowboys

No surprise there.

 

http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showpost.php?p=128272&postcount=21

wow... check it out... a "real" news thread! :ha:

I made this exact call months ago! It's a great thread...
I knew it would play out like this.

See guys...Bipolar either knows what he's talking about now and then or he gets lucky every once in a while. I don't care... I'll take either one.

:ha:

 

you got a long way to passing the Great Gundini as psychic on this forum buddy. :winker:

 

ok Great Gundini... make some TO predictions for the new year.

 

he will catch more then 3 balls.

 

ok. I've got a prediction then. A real prediction... not something weak like "he'll catch more than three balls"... I predict a touchdown celebration that involves him mimeing twirling a lasso over his head. He will do this in a win against the Texans. Book it!

 

It will be great hearing the Cowboy fans talking about how great TO is and how they always liked him, even though he really first came to fame after showing them up on the Star.

Kind of like UL fans now talk about how they love Rick Pitino.

 

Or you guys saying how much you love Gunny.

 

An inside guy I know gave me this info about TOs contract with the Cryboys:
Sect. 543 para 5C reads as follows;
There will be a chair placed on the sidelines of every game. Said chair will be painted bright red and will be placed identically at every game/city of travel. When client, Mr Owens, is on the sidelines regardless of what is happening on the field, he must be sitting in said chair. Once sitted in this chair, your client, Mr Owens, must keep his mouth closed. There will be a fine of $5,000.oo imposed everytime your client does not sit in the chair when required to do so. A fine of $8,000.oo will be imposed if your client speaks while sitting in said chair.
Sect 543 para 5D reads as follows;
Your client, Mr Owens, is not permitted to speak to the coach, coaches or assistant coaches during any football game regardless of what happened on the field. A fine of $5,000.oo will be imposed if your client, Mr Owens, speaks to any of the coaching staff. An additional fine of $1,000.oo will be added to the original fine if your client, Mr Owens, uses an vulgarity while breaking any of the above outlined rules.

Why am I always the one who has to think of these things?