The Guys' Rules

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gunny, Nov 11, 2006.

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  1. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

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    lol i like those ads.
     
  2. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ®

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    'XXX' always manages to look bad. No matter what lines he has he just looks dumb
     
  3. KamikaZ

    KamikaZ Ex-Hall of Famer

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    :ha: @ HHH constantly rippin' his shirt off in these commercials...
     
  4. GoTitans3801

    GoTitans3801 Forward Progress!

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    I like man law, I like whatever Gunny's list is, but Maxim's "The Code" has to be up there too...

    "Two men may never, under any circumstances, share an umbrella."
     
  5. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

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  6. PitBull

    PitBull Bred to Brawl

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    Here's a good one!

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?


    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
    began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
    What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
    husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
    act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
    that I started running all over the house looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
    still be alive. :chair: ​
     
  7. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

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