Strange but real

Apparently you're supposed to do something to the crock bad enough to be censored. I may just decide to die :ha:

There's more chicken's than people? See, that's why I eat so much chicken. People make fun of me for it, but when the chicken's stand up to us and revolt, maybe I will have evened the odds.

 

or you can lead us in to battle and just up your kill count.

 

You'd better watch out for this guy:

 

But would I get easily distracted by eating my kill before I could kill more combatants? There could be serious philosophical questions about letting me lead the way into battle against the evil, poultry uprising.

 

Bah, that's just a large supper. Maybe with some leftovers.

 

I've had all the training a man can have. I'm like the Tiger Woods of fowl killin....I'm a trained killer. I believe I can that runt. And take him to Tyson to become a McNugget Happy meal.

 

22 - The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
~Wow..I wish I was average. Takes me like an hour.

48 -A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.
~A guy died not sleeping 3 days. He was playing a video game 3 days straight.

55-Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."
~ Pretty funny.

61-China has more English speakers than the United States.
~Getting easier to believe every day.

67-According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken ame before the egg.
~Not necessarily; could be argued (like a lot of things in the Bible).

87-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
~That's pretty cool.

97-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
~Can cows jump? I mean they can't even walk backwards...
What about snakes? And if you think about it fish can't really jump. They just swim fast at the surface and glide out; we just call it jumping.

108-And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
~Sad to say I did this.