She's Pregnant!!!

congratulations Jay..
now you better start hunting for a job before your belly gets bigger than hers.

you know.. laying around the sofa.. watching TV all day.. nibbling on cheetos, sipping on beer..
and next thing you know:

 

Congrats man, now your little man will have someone to protect.

 

Way to go!

 

Congrats to you and Jen, Jay.

Danny is always a great name

 

Congratulations. However, I'm a bit traumatized by the thought of you having sex and talking about your "swimmers". Eeeks!

Oh and, start saving up for your wife's trip to Dr. Rey. He does amazing work on what he calls "Mommy lifts". After having a kid, no matter how much you work out, that stomach area is impossible to deal with. But cute little babies are SO worth wrecking your body over. It's simply amazing to see the creation of your love. When it comes out, it's like you're giddy and you look at each other and say, "look at what we made!"

 

Steve is much more dynamic. I'm sure Jen's hoping for a girl though Danny could still work out.

 

How about Alfonso?



... Just kidding

 

What about combining your names like Albert Haynesworth did with his daughter's name? Jay and Jen, hmmm.

If it's a girl, Jaijen. Kinda cool and new age-ish. I'm liking that.

 

You know what they say, "momma's baby, papa's maybe..."