Sean Salisbury's suspension

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nigel, Jan 10, 2007.

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  1. nigel

    nigel Back on the bus

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  2. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    What a tool.

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  3. GoTitans3801

    GoTitans3801 Forward Progress!

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    Wow, grown professional people can still do amazingly stupid things.
     
  4. Childress79

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    Allegedly it looked like a penis only smaller. :))
     
  5. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne NOW Y'ALL GET THE MESSICH?!

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    haha the ol' junk on the cell phone trick. You wouldn't believe how many times I've scored with that one.
     
  6. titanbuoy

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    I realize that people's sexual fantasies can take them to weird places, but I just don't get this at all. What exactly is the point of showing someone a camera phone pic of your johnson? I mean if you wanted to show her your penis, usually that's something you carry with you isn't it? (I know I never leave home without mine). If you're going to make the leap of flashing someone a pecker shot, why not just nut up and whip out the real deal :)) Or better yet... just put your "Dick in a Box"

    I don't know what result that one could honestly be expecting when showing someone this kind of self portrait. Especially if you're a person with any level of fame, wouldn't it be just natural to assume you'd be on the other end of a lawsuit for something like this.

    Anyways after some exhaustive searching I was able to come up with the Salisbury dick photo in question. Here it is:









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    :)


    On a related note: At my ex's workplace someone took a similar self portrait using the company's digital camera. The photographer left the image on the camera for the next person to find. The next morning my "then wife" took one look at the photo and identified the would be anonymous model instantly. No, she didn't have first hand information on the photo's main subject... the dude's shoes were clearly visible in the shot... and she being the shoe lover she is recognized them instantly. The sad part is the guy was the owner's loser son so he wasn't fired, he was however forced to work from home from that point forward.
     
  7. Blazing Arrow

    Blazing Arrow The 12th man

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    Possibly it was a flattering photo? Right light and everything. I know I have taken dozens of pics of the package but the lighting is always off .... wait .... that's right I never did that because I am not a sexual predator.

    Obviously his judgment is not all that good. Look at his football career.

    My other question is what is the move to get a girl to look at your phone:

    "hey check this out"

    "Oh what is ....OMG!"

    "That's me"

    "*uggg* SO! Who are you anyways? Weren't you supposed to be getting me a coke? And I have seen better!"
     
  8. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

    SEC 330 BIPOLAR jive turkey

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    Salisbury is still my favorite analyst in spite of this followed by Tom Jackson. I don't really see what the big deal is... yeah, it's kind of weird, but then again, who hasn't done something foolish or strange?
     
  9. Blazing Arrow

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    Sounds as if BiPolar has Salisburied a few women in the past. :grrhee:
     
  10. Brian

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    Brings new meaning to the name Salisbury Steak.
     
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